depressing facts about life (what else is new/but it’s all good)
i turned a year older recently, and i only wished to be surrounded by sincere, genuine and honest, good natured people who value friendship.
i think, one of the hardest things i’ve had to discover and come to terms with in my adult life is that; sincere, genuine friendship - of which holds the highest value of them all (to me at least) - is as elusive as a,…. tiny speck of……. star dust in a……. toilet bowl.
it’s kinda like an elbow in your gut when what you give goes unnoticed or unappreciated, let alone isn’t returned (imporant lessons in life #56456: expect nothing and happiness will follow suit). but that being said, i’m grateful for the few i’ve been fortunate enough to stumble upon and keep (I AM TRAPPING YOU IN MY LIFE LIKE A FLUTTERING BUTTERFLY IN MY FIST MIAHAHAHA).
time and time again i’m reminded that despite all the difficult, testing times i’ve faced this year, i’m blessed to have what i have, and to be given something better in exchange for losing something i (used to) hold dear to me and having my heart broken. (important lessons in life #76890: stop being so bloody negative and happiness will follow suit).
i hope what i wished for as i blew the (two) (?) candles on top of the most mind-boggling-ly amazing cake on earth (see image and description below) comes true. god willing.
moving on to more important lessons in life! like, learning how to ace a job interview……………………..

The best birthday cake on earth - vanilla cake with butterscotch frosting topped with pecan and caramel. MY HEAD EXPLODED.
Also: (important lessons in life #98054: discard unnecessary twats that make you feel like dirt and brings no good to you, and happiness will follow suit).